The Perfect Date - Unisex T-Shirt

Where hope lives and inboxes stay empty. This t-shirt is a hilarious nod to the realities of modern dating: all the swiping, none of the replies. Soft, lightweight, and brutally honest, it’s perfect for anyone who’s been ghosted, left on read, or just appreciates some self-aware sarcasm. Wear it on your next date... or while deleting the app again.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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