Sexual Abstinence - Unisex T-Shirt

Sometimes it's not heartbreak—it's just... celibacy. 😅

This tee is for anyone feeling a little too single or dramatically under-cuddled. With bold lettering and a wink of melodrama, "Sexual Abstinence Causes the Heart Pain" is your wearable cry for affection—or at least a good story.

Soft, breathable, and heartbreakingly relatable, it’s perfect for brunch therapy, solo karaoke nights, or subtle flirting at the grocery store.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!