Now Offering Gentle Ride Suspension - Unisex T-Shirt

For smooth rides and stronger thighs.

The “Now Offering: Gentle Ride Suspension” tee delivers peak double entendre with bold, body-positive flair. Whether you’re hitting leg day, working the pole, or just advertising your high-quality bounce, this shirt is built to attract attention — and maybe a few test drives.

With a powerful squat silhouette and service-shop typography, it’s equal parts gym thirst trap and full-camp flirtation. Wear it proud, loud, and a little low.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Lightweight, breathable fit (4.2 oz/142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk and side-seamed
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Unisex sizing: XS–4XL

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!