My Metabolism Went Extinct - Unisex t-shirt

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Category: Health Collection, Humor & Sarcastic Collection, T-Shirts

Tags: comfortable, dinosaur, extinct, humorous, metabolism

Embrace your unique humor with the “my metabolism went extinct” t‑shirt. Offering premium comfort and a flattering fit, it’s a fun way to express that sometimes, things just aren’t what they used to be. This...

Regular price $17.50 Sale

Color: Black Heather
Black Heather
Olive
Kelly
Heather Columbia Blue
Mustard
Athletic Heather
Citron
White
Size: S
Quantity:
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Embrace your unique humor with the “my metabolism went extinct” t‑shirt. Offering premium comfort and a flattering fit, it’s a fun way to express that sometimes, things just aren’t what they used to be.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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